Doing Sh!t with Doug: Workin’ That Pussy

Well, the project we had scheduled for this week was subject to a rain delay in the middle of shooting it, so I thought maybe I should quickly whip up this tutorial on ‘Workin’ That Pussy.’ Not much else to say after that. [Totally safe for work]

Doing Sh!t with Doug: Living Around L.A.

Somebody had the idea of me visiting every place I ever lived in Los Angeles as one of my videos. It was a long day, not always pleasantly nostalgic, and it made for a long damn video. You do get to see some parts of Los Angeles and Orange County though. It may drag a … Read more Doing Sh!t with Doug: Living Around L.A.

Doing Sh!t with Doug: Tasmanian Devil Dung

Lydia was hung over, so she thought it would be a good day to teach everyone how to make Tasmanian Devil Dung. It is good for what ails ya. It’s semi-instructional, so the video kind of drags a bit…no naked women jumping out of a cake or anything (although you might be willing to jump … Read more Doing Sh!t with Doug: Tasmanian Devil Dung

Doing Sh!t with Doug: Doug’s West Hollywood Tour

I guess I should throw something up about this. I got coerced into making some videos. Honestly, Lydia does all the hard work, I just run my mouth a lot. We started, what may hopefully become a video series, with a personalized tour of West Hollywood. We did this on the fly, so looking back … Read more Doing Sh!t with Doug: Doug’s West Hollywood Tour

Long Term Trends Always Prevail…Unfortunately. : (

I posted this to a friends response about the political parties which also had a mention about technocrats. Figured maybe it should go on the blog: The honest truth is that the United States only became the worlds superpower because we were the only industrialized country not to have it’s infrastructure destroyed with two world … Read more Long Term Trends Always Prevail…Unfortunately. : (

Jesus Rifle Techniques 101

Okay, this has to be one of the most F’d up lines I’ve heard come out of somebody’s mouth in…well…probably just today, but still.   If you can see this text, you have Java Script disabled. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; as I … Read more Jesus Rifle Techniques 101

Jerry Brown vs. Leroy Brown

Well, thanks to Jerry Brown, I think I’m going to start openly carrying an unloaded shotgun with me…though I would not have openly carried a weapon before today.  It is my constitutional right to be able to do so.  If you willingly let people take your rights away, you don’t deserve any. http://news.yahoo.com/gov-signs-bill-banning-open-carry-handguns-003438967.html Brown passed … Read more Jerry Brown vs. Leroy Brown

Dear National Guard…

After Hurricane Katrina, it appears that the first response is for National Guard to get called in and confiscate all registered weapons in the crisis area.  Therefore, I’m going to create a door mat that says: Dear National Guard, All of my registered firearms were looted yesterday Best Regards   I swear I thought we … Read more Dear National Guard…

Since 2012 candidates seem to be from fantasy land…

Since the 2012 Presidential Election seems to be drawing candidates from the most extreme walks of life, whom appear to be living in some type of delusional fantasy land, I have decided I am going to vote in the 2012 election accordingly: H&K / Colt  for Pres / VP Suggest Cabinet members as: Blackhawk, Hazard 4, … Read more Since 2012 candidates seem to be from fantasy land…