I had heard that Michele Bachmann had rewritten the Pledge of Allegiance in anticipation of her 2012 victory:
“I pledge Allegiance to the fag-hag of the United States of America and to the Theocracy for which it stands, one nation controlled by God, inquisitional, with Liberty and Justice for the obedient.”
Ha!!! That’s great! XD
And even the “obedient” don’t really get liberty and justice…not as they are understood by rational people. 🙁
bwaaahahahahahaha!