PETA and Groundhog Day

I heard that if PETA executives see their shadows on February 2nd, we’ll have another decade of illogical PETA campaigns that make no damn sense. 

Punxsutawney Phil said that with 10% unemployment, he’s quite happy to have such an easy job and doesn’t want to be forced back into the rat race.  He was, however, hoping to negotiate a Ray Ban endorsement for extra income.